First, what a stupid name. People have been killed by this storm, Doris is the name of some old granny who wouldn't hurt anyone. Doris makes you sandwiches with the crusts cut off that are cut into little triangles and all her biscuit tins are full of sewing stuff.
Second, fucking hell, this is awful. Trains are well messed up so I can't get anywhere and the train guy is worried that people won't be able to get home from work. And the canal is too high it's over the locks and that's never a good sign here.
Fuck off, Doris. 0/1.
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